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Thursday, 29 March 2018

A Madkhali, an Ikhwani, a Tablighi, a Khariji, and a modernist accidently walk into a bar…..

The Madkhali says: “Istighfirullah! I thought this was a “Saudi National Day” celebration, I had no idea…” and he storms right out.

The Ikhwani says: Since we are here, let us give da’wah. Even though it’s haram to be in such an environment, the benefit outweighs the harm if we stay and give da’wah.

The Tablighi says: On our way out, let us try to drag some Muslims back to the masjid. We will even let them continue enjoying their drinks until we reach the masjid if that’s what it takes.

The Khariji says: “Filthy kuffar…. A splendid target for an attack, MUWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

The Modernist says: Come on guys… can’t we have a civil discussion about what we should do over a couple of beers? We won’t get drunk! I swear!

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